Welcome to the dark side.
I posted my first blog on this site in 2019. During COVID, it turned into my creative outlet.
Then... life got crazy.
Life is still crazy, but the blog has been calling. If you have found this page...
Welcome. You have found the Dark Nebula.
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I am Back
I am BACK. Although I never really left. I had just put a piece of myself deep down into an internal dungeon. I did so for what I believe to be out of necessity. I thought that by being my full self, I could not achieve success. The truth is that I could not achieve success in the environment I was in and rather than looking to change my environment, I chose to change myself. The kicker? It worked. I was able to play the game and thrive. Partly because…
The Dark Archive
These posts are from the original blog which started during COVID.
If You Do This, You’re the Worst Type of Human on Earth
Prepare to be triggered. It has to be one of the most insufferable things someone can say, it’s overused, annoying, and usually completely untrue. The people who do this spend too much time browsing BuzzFeed,…
What Would Your Ideal Middle Ages Job Be?
Sometimes when I let my mind drift away from the shit show that is 2020, I think about what things were like in the distant past. Things like, who was the first person to dig…
I Got Flexed on By an Old Guy
CAUTION – ONLY FOR ADULTS 18+ This is a gruesome story and if you are the least bit squirmy, stop reading now. Today I went to the doctors. Don’t worry, I am fine and in…
It’s Back & I Hate GMC
I don’t even care if they get extra views from this blog. This is hands down one of the worst commercials on the history of the planet. In fact, all holiday car commercials suck ass.…
Please Subscribe to My OnlyFans
In order to be successful, I am constantly looking for side gigs that could blow up, I am looking at the layout today and there are two arenas I am going to be working on…